Dilbert

I love Dilbert. I think he rocks! I'd like to share some of his rules of order:

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience

After a salary rise, you'll have less money at the end of the month than you did before

If it wasn't for last minute, nothing would get done

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem